How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
i miss that feeling of staying up with someone all night long, learning every little detail about each other, until we hear the birds chirping and see the sun rise.
There’s only a few things I really care about in life: my body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls… and my porn. Maybe it’s time to try something new.Don Jon (2013)
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.